Well, I Guess I’m Just a Big Jerk Off

So as you all know I live out in Vegas and friends here are hard to come by. I thought they were joking when they said this place is transient, but essentially everyone I have met since I’ve been here has already moved. I hangout at a few different places regularly where I talk to the bartenders that know me as a regular. I went to one of those bars today to catch the last round of the Master’s. I’m sitting there alone. To clarify it is very obvious that I am alone. I am at the bar eating and having a drink and there’s no one in either seat next to me. It is a semi-circle bar and I’m at what you could call the left corner if you were looking at it like it was a smile. Two seats to my left is a couple and two seats to my right is a girl by herself. So we’re all just sitting there. About ten minutes after I get there, the couple yells, “hey are you all alone?” Naturally, I look because my answer is about to be yes. But they are talking to the girl to my right. She replies back, “Uh, yeah?” The couple asks her to have a drink with them. The girl in the couple literally says, “oh my god you’re alone? come have a drink with us?” What the fuck. For a second I look down at my shirt to see if I’m wearing anything offensive. No of course I’m not wearing anything offensive, PLUS my dick was still in my pants. SO for a second I wasn’t sure why I got passed over for the invite. Maybe they were sexist. Maybe they were trying to get a Menage trois going. I don’t know. We were all similar ages. But please people… COMMENT, tell me what you fuckin think cause I’m baffled. But, maybe,  I guess it could all be that I’m just a big jerkoff. We’ll never know but opinions are welcome.

2 thoughts on “Well, I Guess I’m Just a Big Jerk Off

  1. Hello my literal real cousin vinny this is your cousin Christina from New York who moved to Arizona and now resides in California

    I think I might be able to “solve” this conundrum….. Or at least give my opinion and while I can’t speak for the guy in the couple I can tell you that as a woman if we see a man alone at a bar there are 2 things that come to mind…. 1- “be careful he looks ok but he could turn out to be an axe murderer!” Or #2- that as a woman when I see a guy alone at a bar I don’t think he’s “lonely” I think he’s either waiting for a friend waiting for a girlfriend or just wants to be left alone
    Now having said this I’m positive you’re not an axe murderer (that would DEFINITELY have gotten around the family news wire)

    If I was there I honestly would’ve asked you both to come over but that’s just my nature I look at everything and try really hard to treat people the way I would want to be treated and 100% I would feel guilty just asking her and not you
    And I hate that feeling of being alone in a new place not knowing anyone and hard to meet new people and know what it’s like since moving to California
    No friends here as of yet but I haven’t really put myself out there to much

    Anyways I’m not too sure any of this was helpful
    I hope at least some of it was and I think your posts are great I really enjoy reading them so keep em coming cuz!

    Christina

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